Something Witty Here
squirrellol:

The Legends Are True!Click here for more funny pictures by Mr. Squirrel
weallheartonedirection:

This made me laugh more than it should….

what are the chances you could use that sentence in a biography?!

weallheartonedirection:

This made me laugh more than it should….

what are the chances you could use that sentence in a biography?!

funnyandhilarious:

Story of a lot of our lives »

tastefullyoffensive:

"Skipity bopity boo I got the paper for you." [x]

tasha-dreams-of-pink-limousines:

It’s okay!! I don’t walk around to please anyone else but ME!

tasha-dreams-of-pink-limousines:

It’s okay!! I don’t walk around to please anyone else but ME!

that’s about right..

that’s about right..

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

tacopop:

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats

tacopop:

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats

tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]
thefrogman:

[video]

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

erasablebond:

icehexx:

bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

 SO CUTE

Because the 2nd comment and the lazy foot in the last gif. =P

my Scotty does this..i love head-nudgies!!